Child birth jokes
I once gave birth to 3 children.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 馃樀 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
Yesterday, I tickled my granddaughter's feet.
She is being born in 2 months.
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 馃馃槇馃馃馃no馃馃馃槺馃槑馃檶馃檹馃檲馃檳馃檴