What do guns and gum have in common?... when you pull one out, everyone wants ta be your friend.
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)
a friend of mine chews gum lays back to yawn then chokes on the gom then i said god what u choking on dick?
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
