Chewing Gum jokes
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
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So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
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What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.