I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
