I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
what did Bob the police officer say do his chest?
YOUR UNDER A VEST
What do u call nuts on ur chest? Chestnuts What do u call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do u call nuts on ur chin? A blowjob
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a suprise when you find the treasure
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
