What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
Before: Caring & Noble
After: Chernobyl
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.
