Cheet jokes
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
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I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
I'm a cheetah, I cheat, duh?
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Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
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Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
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I like Cheetos.