Cheet jokes

My favorite species is a cheetah because

Ima cheet-ah on the test.

I got kicked outta the poker game.

They said I was a little cheetah.

Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?

Because it always cheated.

What animal can't you trust with your homework?

A: A cheetah!

I'm a cheetah, I cheat, duh?

Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?

Because he's always spotted.

Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.

What food does a cheetah eat?

Fast food.

20 likes by just cheese.

I like Cheetos.