Chastity jokes

Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?

Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!

I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"

Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."

Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."

Bully: "Haha, nice joke."

Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."

Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."

Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."