Centre jokes
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
Look, it's the dead center of town!
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
How many Bay Street bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
In Toronto? One to hold it up and expect the entire country to revolve around them.
Couy.
Guys to wind the clock up?
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