Centre

Centre Jokes

Depression

Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?

Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.

Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.

Scale

On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

Adoption center

An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"

World Trade Center

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

Science

What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?

Mandachlorian.

Adoption center

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.