Centre Jokes

Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.

An old lady walks into an adoption centre and the lady that runs the business says β€œOh, haven’t seen you in a long time!”

Hello this is your captain speaking, we are flying at a level of 89 feet, if you look out of your window on the left, you will see the world trade centre

On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care centre, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

the man saw a kid on the road and the man asked the man: where are your parents. the boy: ........ the man left the adoption centre

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