Centre jokes

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."

Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?

Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.

Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.

What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.

On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.

What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?

Mandachlorian.

What does WTC stand for?

"What Trade Centre?"

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.

I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!

The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.

What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

Me: spreading positivity.

Everyone else at the HIV testing center.

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

Flat Earthers