Centre jokes

What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.

What does WTC stand for?

"What Trade Centre?"

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."

Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?

Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.

Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.