Centre jokes

The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.

What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.

What does WTC stand for?

"What Trade Centre?"

I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!

On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.

"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."

What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.

An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."

What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?

Mandachlorian.

Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?

Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.

Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.