Celestial Mechanics jokes
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 馃獝- It has many rings.
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
what the earth would look live after a year of the moon slowing down:
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 馃寧 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 馃寧? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.