Catholic Church memes

Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?

So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.

I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.

It was a touching story.

Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?

It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.