Casey jokes
What did the lawyer name his twins?
COURTney and CASEy.
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed.
Lauren: Fine, but it's early.
*Karen wakes up and exits room*
*Lauren hears noise*
Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.
Lauren: *laughs*
Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*
bradley
Bees don't sting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stings bees.
"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
WJE iceberg
When did Dhar mann joined organization 13???
Community talk
jake cacey said she doesnt have a friend named casey :/
hey guys! my name is casey, my friend told me about this site, introductions?
apparently Casey still likes me