Casey jokes

What did the lawyer name his twins?

COURTney and CASEy.

Oooo, Gabriel Casey.

Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.

He just moved back in with his mom.

Two girls have a sleepover.

Karen: Let's go to bed.

Lauren: Fine, but it's early.

*Karen wakes up and exits room*

*Lauren hears noise*

Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.

Lauren: *laughs*

Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*

bradley

Bees don't sting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stings bees.

It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.

Why?

Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."