Carton jokes
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
Cashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"
Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."