Carp jokes
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
