Carp jokes
What do you take care of after a car crash?
The witnesses.
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
