Carer jokes

Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his carer lost his charger.

What do you take care of after a car crash?

The witnesses.

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."

My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...