Cardiology jokes

Line

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There is a thin line between death and life!

You won't live to see it.....

The Cardiogram will!!

Heart

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Man: What's up?

Me: I'm annoyed.

Man: Why?

Me: I stole my gf's heart.

Man: So why are you annoyed?

Me: Everyone else in the surgery room gave me weird looks.

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  • Blood Type

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    My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying, "B positive, B positive," but it's hard to be positive with him gone.