Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
Cardinal Direction Jokes
My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and left. Right?
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and went right.
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.