Cardinal direction jokes

My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and left. Right?

Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!

One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"

My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and went right.

Hey Max, what's up? The sky.

Police: Where do you live? Blonde: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Blonde: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Blonde: Together. Police: Where is your house? Blonde: Next to my neighbor's house. Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Blonde: If I tell you, you won't believe me. Police: Tell me. Blonde: Next to my house.

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?

Flat Earthers

My wife said I have no sense of direction.

I said, "Where did that come from?"

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.