Cardinal direction jokes

Hey Max, what's up? The sky.

My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and went right.

One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"

My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and left. Right?

Which way do gay men walk?

One Direction.

I'm really bad at giving directions, but don't take that the wrong way.

My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and went right.

A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.

Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!