Cardinal direction jokes

My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and left. Right?

My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and went right.

Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!

One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"

Hey Max, what's up? The sky.