Cardi jokes

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:

Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.

I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.

Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.

Cardi B has very long nails.

Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:

Up