Captain Obvious jokes

Like if you know someone is emo.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.