Captain Obvious jokes

Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0