Capitol Building jokes
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
What is the tallest building?
A library 馃摎
It has the most stories.
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.