Capitol Building jokes

The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.

Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."

Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

What is the tallest building?

A library 📚

It has the most stories.