Capitol Building jokes

Donald Trump

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Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

Congressman

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A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The thief says: "Give me your money." The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: "But, wait! You can't do that, I am a Congressman!" The thief replies: "Oh, sorry. Give me MY money."

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  • People

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    Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

    Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.