Capital Of San Marino jokes

Capital Of San Marino?

I like turtles.

What nut is broken? A silly nut!

Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.

Spppppp.

Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?

Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.

Where do poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.