Capital Of San Marino jokes

Capital Of San Marino?

I like turtles.

What nut is broken? A silly nut!

Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.

Spppppp.

Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.

iran