Capital Of San Marino jokes

Capital Of San Marino?

Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.

I like turtles.

What nut is broken? A silly nut!

Spppppp.

Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?

Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!

Buccellati

Super Mario.

Look! An ancient African city!

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