Capital Of San Marino jokes

Capital Of San Marino?

I like turtles.

What nut is broken? A silly nut!

Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.

Spppppp.

Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

iran

Communists don't play Minecraft.

They play Ourcraft.