Capital Of San Marino jokes

Capital Of San Marino?

I like turtles.

What nut is broken? A silly nut!

Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.

Spppppp.

Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.

Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

Humanity.

Where do poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.