Cannon

Cannon Jokes

Boy

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

Lard

What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?

Your mum!!!

Aunt

My aunt worked as a human cannonball.

I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.

Dick

What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?

Your dick shots longer.

Death

When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.

And into a children's birthday party.