Cannon jokes

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?

Your mum!!!

My aunt worked as a human cannonball.

I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.

What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?

Your dick shots longer.

When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.

And into a children's birthday party.