Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So, she gets a divorce.
Kate: Can we have a threesome?
Trevor: Sure.
The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
Genie: You can only have 3 wishes.
Man: I wish for more wishes.
Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes.
Man: I wish I could.
Genie: ......
My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.
Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.
A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, "Can I touch it?" The little boy looks back at her and says, "Hell no, you already broke yours off!"
How are guys and tile floors alike?
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years.
What is the difference between Light , and Hard ?? You can go to sleep with a Light on ..
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
Can u see me
Why can't a orphan play baseball
Because he can find
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
