An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Never eat more than you can lift.
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
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Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
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What is similar about a dog and a woman? You can ask them to come.
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends, how hard can you throw them?
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs.
"For the last time, Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!"
The man with glasses frowns.
"Where did all the others go, then?"
