Candidate memes

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.

A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

You need to be a complete dick.