Can crusher jokes

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!

Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher? It's soda pressing.

I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.

It was soda-pressing.

What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.

I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

1 like = 1 more child in my blender.

My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."