Cal jokes
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
Caley's life.
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected.
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays!
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
kayla?
Community talk
hi bby im on the hpouse computer rn ill try to cal u again aroun d the same time
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