Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Cal Jokes
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
