Cal jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
Curry.
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
No?
They both got six months.
I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I missed a few days.
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
Community talk
hi bby im on the hpouse computer rn ill try to cal u again aroun d the same time
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