Cal jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
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What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
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What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.