Cain jokes
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
Yo momma so old, she was at Cain and Abel's baby shower.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?
And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.
This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"
"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*** because Jill's real name is Randy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
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