Buttocks

Buttocks Jokes

Uranus

Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.

Prank

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

Buttcheek

What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?

"Together we can stop this shit."

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  • Crack

    I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?

    My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.