What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
