yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus she picked her butthole
i got banana nut bread for you
oh no the nuts are missing
oh i found them
you know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Man my brother has a tight buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
knock knock *takes out penis* who is there? butthole 😎
What did one butthole say to the other? I don't know WHAT got into me last night!
The teacher said made the kids guess what a random word was and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier. Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, “I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!”
I Put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it
man drinks beer jumps off a tower and he's okay the other guy says Whoa how'd you do that.he does it again so the guy gets a beer the same beer and jumps off he died.the bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says Superman you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk
