Butt Hole jokes

I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.

What do you call a black hole?

Butt hole.

Why did the butthole get angry?

So it could wipe every human, snipe.

What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?

If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!

What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.

How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.

I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.

What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"