Butt Check

Butt Check Jokes

This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."

What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."