Butt Check jokes

Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?

This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."

What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."

What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"

What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”