Butt Check jokes

What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”

Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?

What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."

What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"

This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."

Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should I spread them?

What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?

"Together we can stop this shit."

This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.

What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!