I work with animals!
What do you do?
I’m a butcher.
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
At a date:
He: "I work with animals every day."
Me: "Oh, how sweet! What do you do?"
He: "I'm a butcher."
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean Beef.
