Burn in Hell jokes

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

God, you’re having a good day?

Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.

Whoever invented school, I hope you burn in hell.

Credit to Burn in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

Last night I burned down an orphanage.

There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT! GET OUT!"

Priest: "Ok, what about the children?"

Father: "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"

Priest: "Do you think we'll have time?"

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.