Burn in Hell jokes

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

God, you’re having a good day?

Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.

Whoever invented school, I hope you burn in hell.

Credit to Burn in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

But now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT! GET OUT!"

Priest: "Ok, what about the children?"

Father: "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"

Priest: "Do you think we'll have time?"

Last night I burned down an orphanage.

There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.