Burn in Hell jokes

Hell

God, you’re having a good day?

Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.

Credit to Burn in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

Whoever invented school, I hope you burn in hell.

*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*

Should I burn heaven?

"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"