Burial Ground jokes

What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?

Burial grounds.

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.

So, a kid walks in the house and says, "Mommy, Mommy, I found daddy!" And the mother says, "Stop digging around in the garden, and let your father rest in peace."