Burial Ground jokes

What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?

Burial grounds.

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.

I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.

Son: Where's grandma?

Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?

Yeah, they're pretty holey.

A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.