Bugatti jokes

What color is your Bugatti?

P = Person (not original "pun")

P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!

(Communications with this person are now blocked)

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?

Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.

A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree. He now knew how the Mercedes bends.