Brussels Sprouts jokes

What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?

Lettuce eat Brussels!

If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.

Spinach

Catholic men say eating broccoli is like anal sex.

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.

What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?

Kids won't eat broccoli.

I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.