Brussels Sprouts jokes

I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.

If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"

Broccoli is like anal sex.

If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?

The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.