What is harry potters favorite way to get down a hill? Walking JK rolling.
What goes cackle cackle *bonk*?
A witch laughing it's head off.
Why did sally fall off the swing? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally drop a broom? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally go swimming? she didn’t like not having arms Knock knock ́who’s there ́ Not sally, she hasn’t come back yet
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich
Witches do not wear undies. why? To get better grip on ther broomsticks.
