Broomstick jokes
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week."
They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."