What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
What goes cackle cackle *bonk*?
A witch laughing it's head off.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.