Broomstick jokes
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Why was the broom late? Because it had overslept.
"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.