Bringing out jokes
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Did you know a full moon is perfect for a werewolf to come out?
I’m gay.
Community talk
lemme just tell you what happened. MY DAD BEAT MY ASS like as soon as i stepped through them doors it was over, it was like mf mcdonalds shut down or something like he was MAD, he was bringing out the hangers again and i wasn’t bouta get beat for the SECOND TIME IN ONE DAY so i was like “what did i do wrong now” AND HIS FAT ASS WAS LIKE “i got a email from your teacher about the math test you failed” i was like oh sh… Read more