My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, Where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
Spray and pray, also known as a priest with an altar boy
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists? 5% of atheists have seen a ghost 5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy
(Bully) boy you ugly
(Me) boy shut up thats why your hairline start at the back of your head
Orphan: I'm hungry Dad: Let's go to KFC Orphan 2: Boy you don't got a dad
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in michael Jackson's bed
there was this down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop and he did he pulled someone over and said " know why i pulled you over?" the guy replied " because i was speeding? " he said " no because your black
Boy: The F in Orfan stands for family Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan Boy:Exactly
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat and the priest says bad boys and then his friend says what Kibab do you want and the priest says bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do
Osama be like: fuck boys runway is full better use this tower
The boys joking be like. One guy “Balls” all the other guys "hahahahahaha”
He said he like neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love", so take that as you will.
Boi ur forehead so big i can make a launchpad on that shit
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?".The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off.".
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature
