Boy jokes
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.