How did the blind boy's parents punish him Rearrange the furniture
Why cant a homeless person be in The Boys
Because he would have beef with homelander
How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement
nevermind if i told you it would go straight through your head
"beast boy four"
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream" -Margret "Why"-Depress boy "Because he got ran over"-Margret "I wish that was me"-Depress boy
Everyone at the queens funeral: me and the boys getting her reboot card
A young boy asked his Dad was it true that we come from a Stork?... Dad said.. it is Son.. Son says.. who fucks a Stork ?.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy a girl, its meatballs
you know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?" How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
Ok boys are known to measure there dicks but do girls measure there depths?????
POV: Wine Taster in hell
I was, sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. this silhouette begins to speak, "you have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. how do you plead?" the man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit. "guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like I will take any punishment you deem fit." very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request." out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. the boy says "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." the boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, Taste like chicken."
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory???? He kept throwing away the bent ones!!
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple... you never see a pimple come on a little boys face.
A boy walks up to a girl and says " i would tell you a joke about my dick but it’s too long" then the girl say’s " yeah, i would tell you a joke about my pussy but you’ll never get it."
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea then Asked for his parents. God orphanages are fun to work at!!
Its ya boy Dixbfloppin
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead so I leaned in and said "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed"
Q:why is saturn a boy planet ? A: because he has a nic ring to it
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling
