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Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J!" Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter "go buy yourself something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice!" They both look at Craig as he pulls out a letter. Craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THEIR BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throws down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."