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Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both canβt be found.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
As a son, I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CDC. It was on speaker, so me and mom both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J!" Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter "go buy yourself something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice!" They both look at Craig as he pulls out a letter. Craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THEIR BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throws down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. ππ
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Whatβs the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both canβt breathe.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.