Both jokes

What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.

How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?

Both of them.

What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?

They both are hung.

What do blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can’t see their parents.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.

We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.

Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.

Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?

What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.