Both jokes
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.