Boop jokes

Bill Cosby

"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.

What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.

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Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards.

Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.

You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.

What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

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