Boombox jokes

What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?

A boomboxer.

What does a wife and a boombox have in common?

They only work when you beat them.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?

"Boys Keep Swinging."

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.