Boombox jokes
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.