Book title jokes

Me: Hey, what book are you reading?

Him: "The Twisted Ones."

Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.

Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."

My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.

I wrote a book called "Endless Love."

It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.

Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.

Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?

It's about time!

Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?

It’s called "Maybe Dick."