Boiled Egg jokes
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
Memes
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚