Boiled Egg jokes

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."

What does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs! 😈🥚

Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.

Why doesn't my egg want to crack?

Because I hate my egg-sistence.

What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.

What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.