Boiled Egg jokes
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Egg?
I love eggs!
What is an egg?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.